Zack..... -_-

= Interviewer, Alex Gaskarth, Rian Dawson, Jack barakat &Zack Merrick

Interviewer: If a tiger and a bear got in a fight, in a cage who would win?
Alex: Bear.
Rian: Tiger.
Jack: Lion.
Alex: Bear.
Rian: No tiger.
Alex: Bear.
Rian: No.
Alex: Tiger weighs more, and its 3 times more strong.
Rian: Yea but tigers are swift as hell and would run around the bear and attack it.
Alex: But it wouldn’t, it would attack it directly cause tigers are...
Rian: No tiger!
Alex: TIGERS RELY ON HOPING FROM TREES MOTHERFUCKER!
Rian: Exactly so it would hop on a tree and jump down.
Alex: There’s no tree, we're in a cage, cage match cage match!
Rian: Oh are we talking about a wrestling cage?
Interviewer: Yeah.
Alex: It’s a fucking bear, has got the tiger for sure.
Rian: …..No tiger will crawl up the cage and jump off it.
Alex: Suck a dick man.
Rian: Is there a folding chair?
Interviewer: Yes.
Alex: Bear uses folded chair.
Jack: I think we can all agree that Clifford the big red dog would win.
Alex: What kind of bear?
Interviewer: Polar bear.
Rian: That’s insane.
Alex: Dude but not only that, but polar bears are one of the most infamous bear species. They’re like really violent.
Interviewer: Have you seen them, they can take down a whale.
Alex: Uh huh.
Rian: Oh great you can take down a whale.
Alex: DUDE!
Jack: Whaaaaa ohhh whhaaaaa.
Alex: Dude do you think a tiger can take down a whale?
Rian: We can take down a turtle.
Alex: Whales are huge.
Rian: Jack has had these for like a week now.
Alex: Don’t change the subject. What do you think about the bear?
Zack: I’d think I would win.

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