Minggu, 11 Juli 2010

Zack..... -_-

= Interviewer, Alex Gaskarth, Rian Dawson, Jack barakat &Zack Merrick

Interviewer:
If a tiger and a bear got in a fight, in a cage who would win?
Alex: Bear.
Rian: Tiger.
Jack: Lion.
Alex: Bear.
Rian: No tiger.
Alex: Bear.
Rian:
No.
Alex:
Tiger weighs more, and its 3 times more strong.
Rian:
Yea but tigers are swift as hell and would run around the bear and attack it.
Alex:
But it wouldn’t, it would attack it directly cause tigers are...
Rian:
No tiger!
Alex: TIGERS RELY ON HOPING FROM TREES MOTHERFUCKER!
Rian:
Exactly so it would hop on a tree and jump down.
Alex:
There’s no tree, we're in a cage, cage match cage match!
Rian:
Oh are we talking about a wrestling cage?
Interviewer:
Yeah.
Alex:
It’s a fucking bear, has got the tiger for sure.
Rian:
…..No tiger will crawl up the cage and jump off it.
Alex:
Suck a dick man.
Rian:
Is there a folding chair?
Interviewer:
Yes.
Alex:
Bear uses folded chair.
Jack:
I think we can all agree that Clifford the big red dog would win.
Alex:
What kind of bear?
Interviewer:
Polar bear.
Rian:
That’s insane.
Alex:
Dude but not only that, but polar bears are one of the most infamous bear species. They’re like really violent.
Interviewer:
Have you seen them, they can take down a whale.
Alex:
Uh huh.
Rian:
Oh great you can take down a whale.
Alex:
DUDE!
Jack:
Whaaaaa ohhh whhaaaaa.
Alex:
Dude do you think a tiger can take down a whale?
Rian:
We can take down a turtle.
Alex:
Whales are huge.
Rian:
Jack has had these for like a week now.
Alex:
Don’t change the subject. What do you think about the bear?
Zack:
I’d think I would win.

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